I’m not worried if you’re up or not, I’m telling you to shut your fucking alarm off you selfish bitch
— Ted Mosby, HIMYM (via psych-facts)
“You fight like a girl.”
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
— EY (via shutdownthecity)
Of course the one group on campus I really want to join doesn’t work with my class schedule all semester. Hopefully I can get at least one day next semester that let’s me participate